10 Signs You’re Dating a Female Martial Artist

Fellas, do you have a sneaking suspicion your girl might be a martial artist? (That is, if she hasn’t mentioned it ad nauseam already). Here are some tell-tale signs that you might just have the coolest girlfriend in the world:

1. She still likes manicures and pedicures but usually ruins them in a week by fighting and kicking focus pads.
2. There is always a sweaty sports bra drying out on a doorknob somewhere in her house. Always.
3. She has bruises on her forearms and shins and still rocks a sundress.
4. She’s the one dragging you to the sports bar to watch a UFC match.
5. She eats more than you do.
6. She talks about her instructors, students, and practice more than she does work, family, or anything else.
7. She’s honest, loyal, and hard-working.
8. She respects and values herself.
9. She doesn’t pull punches. (Literally or figuratively)
10. She is a confident, beautiful badass, and you are lucky to have her!